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Bikini Scientists

It's always bikini season at SCORE and that's why we follow the sun and bring the girls to it. In this pictorial from October '11 SCORE, the great Valory Irene does justice to her skimpy purple bikini made out of a high-tech fabric. Students of the science of bikiniology may call Valory's suit a micro-kini. Her ass-cheeks (buttage) are completely exposed, her P-zone is barely covered and the knot keeping the halves of her tiny top could give way at a moment's notice. Indeed, Valory's world-class cupcakes (boobage) threaten to spill out of her top; it's a matter of when, not if. Leaning forward could do it. Would Valory wear this "body handkerchief" at the beach or at a pool? "It depends on what kind of beach it is," says Valory. "A beautiful, quiet beach on a sunny island, yes. A busy beach in Europe, perhaps not." Later in the photo shoot, Valory's bosomy bud Lana Ivans enters poolside in her own yellow, teeny bikini, exposing most of her wood-producing body. They join forces--birds of a feather again--and the view blows away their tropical location.

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Boob Goddess of the UK

Leanne Crow does for bikinis what Hope Solo does for soccer uniforms and Venus Williams does for tennis outfits. Breast goddess Leanne is a natural phenomenon and her decision to become a model has helped to restore the UK's status in the International Boobs Race which has been dominated in recent times by the Czech Republic and Romania. Her impressive figure has generated such props as, "I think she's the best thing since Linsey Dawn McKenzie and that's saying a mouthful, or, double-mouthful, in this case!" and "Leanne is amazing, she has a very pretty face with an incredible body to go with it. I can never get enough of her." Wherever she goes back home in England, this brunette happy, fun-lover spins heads. "A guy once threw ice on the floor, stood on it, and said, 'Now we have broken the ice, can I have your number?'" Did it work? Leanne didn't say. But she thought it was funny. "I like funny people. So crack a good joke!" Keep that in mind.

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Eva & Sarah's Notty Adventure

"I get to fucky-fucky with my friend," says Eva Notty, sitting on the bed next to her BBF (Big-Boobed Friend) Sarah Satori. Yes, Eva has brought you a new SCORE Girl as a more than thoughtful gift. Sarah has big tits too and she's hot as Eva too. Birds of a feather, you know. "Hopefully I get to sucky-sucky too," Sarah adds. "Not hopefully," corrects Eva. "You'd better." "You'd better share, you little cock-goblin," Sarah replies. SCORE's editor is naturally inquisitive about this dynamic duo. "There will be tit-sucking. Pussy-sucking," the girls explain in unison. We haven't met a pair at SCORE like bosom buds Eva and Sarah since Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek. "A woman knows what a woman wants," Eva says. And what does Eva want? "She wants her pussy licked," Sarah replies. "She likes her clit sucked a little bit too." Eva demonstrates the technique using Sarah's forefinger. They will head south to snatch-land shortly. Attention turns to their big hooters. Together and separately, they cause major distractions wherever they go. "She almost caused a car accident in San Francisco," says Sarah. This news should not surprise you. Are they responsible for those seismic tremblors on the west coast? While these two horny, fun-loving sex kittens wait for the sausage in their girl sandwich, Eva licks Sarah's pussy, then they 69, Eva on top. As they 69, Mr. Shaft arrives. Eva is ready and begins to suck him off while Sarah continues to lick Eva's pussy. The fucky-fucky starts; one man, two women--and what women! The #1 male fantasy. Eva's extra-prepared. She's even brought along her strap-on to fuck Sarah with while she's being fucked from behind. Enjoy Eva & Sarah's Notty Adventure. And a big thanks to Eva for introducing Sarah, Our question is: who sleeps on the wet spot?

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Eva & Sarah's Notty Adventure

It's a big moment for SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty in this edition of SCORE. And why is that? "Because I get to fucky-fucky with my friend Sarah Satori," Eva says. Eva and her sexy BBF (Big Boobed Friend) Sarah are breast friends. Bosom buddies. They love smooching, sucking on each other's perky nipples, and licking and flicking their rosebuds. They're so tight, you couldn't slide a sheet of paper between them. Eva wanted to bring Sarah to SCORE and get it on for SCORELAND Guys. Yes, Eva is also into girls. The right girls. Girls as sexy as she is. "I really love cock but if it's a woman, I'm really picky," Eva explained. "I like her to be the dominant one," says Sarah. "That's why she gets to be on top." This girl-sandwich needs some man-meat once the girls have revved their engines. Three is not company. It's the #1 male fantasy in the world and our two sex bombs mean to deliver the goods in Eva & Sarah's Notty Adventure!

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Spectacular In Swimsuits

When guys talk about Brittany, her distinctive tan-lines always come up in the conversation. Tan-lines are a turn-on for many. "I spend a little bit of time in the sun," explained Brittany. "I try to do it in moderation. And a little bit of spray tan. That way, I don't overdo the sun. I don't have them on my butt, but I have little tan lines where the G-string is at. I'm just being myself, but it's great that they like them. I would probably have the tan lines regardless of whether they liked them or not, because I have to live with me every day, and my happiness is what's important so I can deal with everything else." When she tans at home, do neighbors go nuts? "Nobody ever says anything so they must not mind! They never complain! They never say, 'Hey, we can see part of your boobs. Put your top on!' or 'Your pussy's showing.'" Brittany says. "Sometimes if I'm lying a certain way or if the G-string moves, you can see it down there. Sometimes my bikini will open up on its own. Sometimes I'll look down and I can see down there and I'm like, 'Ooops.'"

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Going Green

Charley Green shows why she has one of the best and fittest bikini bods in England and beyond in this SCORELAND video. She then oils up her tits and cools off from the heat in the pool. It's hot in paradise. Charley says her perfect day would be a "long day sunbathing on holiday." That's pretty much what Charley does here! "Modeling is also my hobby, career and passion," says Charley. She's in it to win it! And she has the looks to do it.

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Blonde Ambition

Hannah Claydon drives a pink Smart car. Chicks don't get groovier and perkier than that. Unknown in the United States but a busy and very popular model in the U.K., Hannah appears in numerous British newspapers, calendars, catalogs and magazines plus TV commercials and she is an actress in videos for Dear Deidre, an "agony aunt" column similar but way sexier than America's Dear Abby. Hannah is a brainiac as well as a body beautiful, earning high marks in college before deciding to become a full-time model. (She began modeling at 16.) Higher education's loss is modeling's gain. "I gained straight A's in my A-Levels, in Law, English Language, Sociology, and General Studies," Hannah proudly notes on her MySpace page. "I also achieved an AS-Level in IT, and a Diploma in Text Production. I was a busy bee at college." Boobs, body, looks and smarts. Hannah has it all.

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Green Power

Charley Green is a full-time model and likes horseback riding, travelling and clubbing. Charley became a model because she loves attention and the fact that every day can be different for a model. My boobs need to be on show with tight clothes that also show off my arse and legs." What kind of guys does Charley like? Any special type? "I like men to be really manly" says Charley. "I have a thing for eyes, a kind of soft but firm look in his eyes." She likes guys in uniform, even work uniforms. Rough and ready, not prim and proper. She likes a challenge also. "If I'm out with girls on a night out and I see a group of men and I think one of them looks nice but he doesn't notice me, I'll work to get his attention." Charley isn't the first SCORE Girl to bring this chick thing up in a conversation. "I prefer men who leave me alone, and then I can make my way to them. If someone's hounding me, I don't find that attractive, because it means he's been doing that to other women too. Because I don't feel special." Trust us, Charley, you are special whether you're being hounded or being left alone.

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